December 2010
I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
bringthesummer:
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Kung.
Person 2:...
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Dalena: Sooo, Season 3 of Grey's Anatomy would be an amazing gift!! Just saying...
Austen: Could you be more inconspicuous in your holiday requests?
Steelers.
dalenathedamaja asked: pst...Pst...PST! I love you :)
dalenathedamaja asked: pst...Pst...PST! I love you :)
“(734): im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about...
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Me And My Girlfriend; We're Clever
We’re gonna adopt a bunch of puppies, and give them white, orange, pink, and yellow collars. We will hence name them Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink, and Mr. Blond, respectively. They will be our reservoir dogs. ^_^
Everyone deserves to rant once in a while, right?
I used to complain about everything. I’ve kept my complaining low, and my tolerance level high in the past two years or so though. Maybe it’s my wonderful girlfriend and friends/family who I’ve felt have been better for me lately, but whatever…
Anyway, I’ve been so busy lately. So much so that I’m sick of working. Literally. I now have strep, a cold, a fever,...
Not Going to Say Goodbye to My Friend
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not going to visit my oldest friend before she died of cancer. It was my birthday week (yes, I was that selfish) and she didn’t look like herself anymore. I couldn’t look at the weak and ruined shell of the friend I had known since we were 6. I never got to tell her how much I loved her and what she meant to me. I will never forgive myself for...
Dalena: Baby, how many wives do you want?
Me: That all depends on how many clones of you I can make.
Dalena: ^_^
Isn't it hilarious when people jam out to music by...
It looks phunny.
Day 1. Your current relationship. If single,...
I have the most amazing girlfriend ever. Her name is Dalena Tran, and she lives in a far away land, called Utah, where few minorities, and little happiness exists. Think of it was North Korea. But worse. It’s not a bad state or anything, but it’s keeping my love so far from me.
But I love my girlfriend so much. She’s so perfect. She’s one of the most intelligent young...